Goodly Christians have a lot to learn from the Muslimists. They invented the “Religion of Peace” concept and have have perfected it over the years. When the Islams peacefully behead a reporter, they do it out of the kindness of their hearts. You can see this in the innocent playfulness of their children at the execution celebration. Family is so important in their community.
Deuteronomy 17:3-5 teaches us how to treat those who accidentally worship the wrong prophet. As a good Christian, we do not want to offend them or taunt them for worshiping an erroneous deity, but rather celebrate our numerous similarities:
- We both relax with good old fashioned barbecues (everyone loves pork ribs)
- Our books command us to legally execute people who offend our God (pretty sure they stole that from us, though)
- We both enjoy a good bubble bath (Right? They take baths don’t they? Ok, well they would enjoy bubbles if they took baths, I’m sure.)
We also both want the U.S. to have a president who will let us legally imprison and execute those who disagree with us. See? We’re both oppressed minorities! We even wrote a nice hymn about it called “Oppressors” (from the free album below). So, let’s be tolerant of all the Islam arabs and show them God’s love, despite their many flaws! Praise God!