Mom Kills Son for Christ

A nice Christian mother killed her 10 year old son for Jesus, ensuring his passage into the Kingdom of God.  It appears Mrs. Blansett waited until her son used foul language to commit young Caleb into the Lord’s arms with a butcher knife as he slept.  When Caleb used a bad word, Mrs. Blansett could be assured she was following the Bible’s direct instructions when she put her son to death (Leviticus 20:9), thereby ensuring entry into heaven for both of them.  Of course the boy was not a cripple, which made him a perfect candidate for the Kingdom of God (Leviticus 21:16-23).

Mom Kills Son For Christ

Mom Kills Son for Christ

In this horrific world where Muslims kill so many in accordance with their fictional “holy” text, it sure is refreshing when a nice Christian follows the Holy Bible and kills someone for the merciful Glory of God.  Unfortunately, this nice Christian mother faces possible jail time, because doing as God commands is a crime in the U.S. these days.  When will this country’s war on Christianity come to an end?

If you’re thinking of killing your kids for Christ, we wrote a nice little hymn about how to be a good parent called “Fuck the Children”.  It’s the first song on our album “The Hordes”, which we are giving away for free (for now).  Jesus loves metal, and so you must too (or face the consequences).  Download the entire album (for free, of course) at

Praise Jesus!


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Porn Star Burns Church

China-lady pornography whore Asia Carrera ‘burned’ her local church by posing for an offensive photograph.  Ms. Carrera (possibly pronounced “cah-LEL-ah”) decided she would offend churches by taking her driver’s license photo with a spaghetti strainer on her head as religious head-wear.  Apparently, the religion known as Pastafarianism prescribes a noodle strainer as a religious hat.  What kind of insane religion would condone a ridiculous hat?

After hours of internet research into Ms. Carrera’s long history of producing offensive photographs, we have determined that Ms. Carrera is probably bound for hell.  Our research may take several more weeks just to be certain.  That reminds me…  Church Spaghetti night is this Wednesday.


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Boy Persecuted for Following Faith

“Thou shalt suffer not a witch to live.” – Exodus 22:17    It’s a simple instruction.  As plain as it gets.  Yet, following that simple rule given directly by God Himself might result in jail time for any Christian who is caught.  That’s what happened to a young Christian boy named Isaiah Marin.  He expressed God’s love and followed God’s plan as commanded in the Christian Bible when he beheaded a local witch, but may now face jail time for his beliefs.  Why should good Christians be forced to live in fear in God’s chosen country and be persecuted for following faith?

Executing witches is a normal part of God’s plan for mankind as outlined in the Bible.  So many modern anti-Christians and wannabe-Christians pretend God is all about life for everyone, but the Bible says differently.  When this young boy beheaded his brother’s friend for being curious about Wicca, he followed his deeply held religious beliefs and the explicit written instructions of God.  For his crime of Christianity, he may now face jail time in direct violation of his God-given 1st amendment rights!  Thanks, Obama.


Innocent Christian jailed for following Bible.

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Praise Jesus and Pass the Lighter Fluid!

The American Family Association and Chick-fil-A are winning! Money donated by large US Christian entities to African countries like Uganda are going to good use promoting Christian Family values like legally executing gays in the streets. These nice Christians love the sinner but hate the sin as they force feed kerosene to the homos, beat them, sodomize them with sticks, glue their rectums shut, dowse them in gasoline and light them on fire in public streets so that all the children can see what happens when you are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

This demonstration of God’s love is prescribed by the Bible and is for their own good, according to the local church elders and law-makers. “The only way into heaven is through the BLOOD of Jesus, not through his anus”, says American Christian Family Association minister Umbuktu Olamide McTavish. “Love and family values are central to God’s tough-love approach in Africa”, which McTavish says is funded by large donations from American Christians. Praise Jesus and pass the lighter fluid! (void where prohibited)

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Jesus has been Deleted!

According to historians, Jesus has been deleted from most or all of the old historical records of His time!  Who would work so hard to oppress Christians in this way?  The only ones with that kind of power today are Satan and Obama, and I’ve never personally seen them both in the same room!

Modern Christianity is based (in part) on Jesus existing.  We know he must have existed because Christianity exists, and there’s never been a religion based on a fictional character who never existed.  Right?  Plus hundreds of Christian historians who reference only each other in their studies can’t be wrong!  So who has deleted Jesus from all of the detailed records of His time?  Maybe it’s the same person who deleted Bethlehem and Nazareth from being actual places at the time Jesus would have born.  It doesn’t matter if there are no legitimate historical records of Jesus ever existing.  The only evidence a Christian needs is faith.  Praise Jesus!  #ChickFilA

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