A nice Christian mother killed her 10 year old son for Jesus, ensuring his passage into the Kingdom of God. It appears Mrs. Blansett waited until her son used foul language to commit young Caleb into the Lord’s arms with a butcher knife as he slept. When Caleb used a bad word, Mrs. Blansett could be assured she was following the Bible’s direct instructions when she put her son to death (Leviticus 20:9), thereby ensuring entry into heaven for both of them. Of course the boy was not a cripple, which made him a perfect candidate for the Kingdom of God (Leviticus 21:16-23).
Mom Kills Son for Christ
In this horrific world where Muslims kill so many in accordance with their fictional “holy” text, it sure is refreshing when a nice Christian follows the Holy Bible and kills someone for the merciful Glory of God. Unfortunately, this nice Christian mother faces possible jail time, because doing as God commands is a crime in the U.S. these days. When will this country’s war on Christianity come to an end?
If you’re thinking of killing your kids for Christ, we wrote a nice little hymn about how to be a good parent called “Fuck the Children”. It’s the first song on our album “The Hordes”, which we are giving away for free (for now). Jesus loves metal, and so you must too (or face the consequences). Download the entire album (for free, of course) at www.jesuschristindustries.org/killingforchrist/download
Praise Jesus!
You people are delirious!
It’s satire man. They’re not being serious. They’re thinking this is bullshit just as much as the rest of us.
Thank god, well, actually, no, thank humanity.
Noah Luggi
-Facepalm-
wtf mental
thats fucked
What the hell did I just read. This is terrible. This is the reason I dislike christianity because there’s crazy people like this out there. This world is all going to hell if people do that.
Do you dislike islamists too then?
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that she wasn’t a real Christian. That’s not what we do. We love, not murder. Please don’t get a twisted view of Christianity from this crazy lady. It’s just not representing Christ the way He should be.
And the whole sacrifice part is just stupid. Jesus came to end the bloodshed in payment for our sins. This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen from a “Christian” website/fb post
FALSE! Jesus said, “Do not think I have come to abolish any of the old laws” -Matthew 5:17. He also said, “It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for one letter of the old laws to ever become invalid” -Luke 16:17.
still says nothing about killing your children for cursing… it talks about loving your children
“Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. Because they have cursed their father or mother, their blood will be on their own head” – Leviticus 20:9
What about forgiveness pf sin? Jesus came not to destroy the Roman empire but to give it a second chance, like he gave me. Christ came because we need help, and this website is in great need, along with the rest of the world
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Wow some people can be ridiculously deluded. Your applying logic from almost 2000 years ago. If your god does exist do you think the supposed “all knowing” and “All mighty” would treat his greatest gift, the gift of life as if it was insignificant. I’m an atheist and I know the one thing religion try’s to creat is the illusion of significance. And as an idea of cursing being punishable by death, your god supposedly gave you free will. Although if the slightest deviation from his plan warrants execution there is no free will. You are one of the lowest form of parasite on this earth. Religion should create equality and peace, yet you preach war and hate. If any one truly deserves eternal damnation it’s you.
I’m a christian and this disgusts me too bro just don’t judge us by the extremists were not all like that
Fucking hell Bradd Arnold
Brandon Abela
Jesse Dewhurst
Christians are fucked in the head
Matter of fact so is religion
Not really some people are just dumb fucks
Just my opinion
Kaytlin Marie Jones the fuck
Yeah
Thats a bit out of hand
He’s in a better place now
Yeah. True
So it was totally worth it. Praise Jesus!
Worth ending someones life? Which god brought into this world? Its seems to me that he was just used. But if god wants, I guess we have to obey.
Isaac is the name of Abraham’s son. God commanded Abraham to tie up and kill his son Isaac to prove he loved God so much he would kill his own kids for Him. With Isaac all tied up and crying “what’s happening?”, just before Abraham plunged the butcher knife deep into Isaac’s chest, God said, “Wait a sec. Lol. You were totally gonna do that? Wow, man. I was just messing with you, but you were totally gonna kill your boy for me. Nah, don’t worry about it now. We’re good, though, right?” And Isaac and Abraham did not question God because they blindly worshipped Him without thinking about it at all even a little bit. But ever since then, Isaac always kept an eye on his sketchy-ass dad and wondered, “WTF was THAT about, man? Srsly.” (Genesis 22:1-13)
It’s also a sin to murder so she isn’t a true Christian. You guys are fucked up to the max
Why be upset with US, Dimitry? We didn’t follow the Bible’s instructions and kill him. A devoted christian followed god’s instructions as outlined in the bible. We had nothing to do with it. If you have a problem with biblical instructions, you should take it up with the author.
Vinod Bal you can’t help but chuckle at this
What a brilliant legal defense. But seriously WTF.
…Chuckle are you being serious a kid died you piece of shit
Really wow I had no idea. But if you can’t tell it was because of her stupid reason to commit murder.
her son may be in heaven but she’s certainly in hell!
I just took a stroke after reading this…
Paddy Mullins Jakee Walkerr this is why I hate everything XD
This is why I kill goats.
This is why life gives us lemons Paddy Mullins
This is beyond obsecene! You should never do this, that woman is a terrible mother and I hope she faces life imprisonment! This makes me sick!
I can’t tell if this a legit page or not
Rock climbing fellow it is :(
That’s overboard tbh
And why would you hashtag legit Christian organizations!!! This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen!
This is why people are against Christianity
Nick Scott Sam Whiddon Lachie Hill
Wtf
Gabe Newell
Sam why the hell did you tag me in this!?!? This is sick!
Just to show you
God good I said I believe in god not the bible you inbred rabbit
I know!
HOLD WAIT… THIS SITE ISNT LEGIT IS IT?!?!?
It’s too legit. Too legit, you git.
Erm Sam Munday im leaving you to this
Ffs
This worlds going to hell because of people like this.
Phsycho killers, rapist, perverts… A bullet is Easier and cheaper than jail
Tom Dineen this kid looked like you before you got pubes
Fuck up ;) hahahhahah
Ben Gambold Josh Saunders Pickett-McDevitt Callum Kilshawe Fall thought this was funny
Anthony Mackman read and have fun lol
Anthony Mackman read and have fun lol
Robin Lackey
Horrible fucking cow, go ROT you cunt
This is fucked up
Laura Crawford
Satire: my favourite way of coping with the fucked up shit stupid people do. Especially religion.
What in the flying fuck did I just read that right
Anyone who believes in the bible should be put to death for their stupidity. There is no God, and I don’t understand how anyone could think that their is some cunt in the sky who rules the fucking world. Dumbest cunts out. Jacob Williams
I dont believe in him. But when you are really really in need of him. He will help. You wont notice it. But he will. Unless its a physical thing I thimkllnk. Im not to sure how it works
If its physical and he helps you. You will know
Bad Dylan! Bad! You are hurting your own argument with potato words. Now, relax and go back to eating your book cover.
HOLD UP THERE! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! WE GOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE OVER HERE! Bruh, killing people for disagreeing with you? That’s what Hitler did. You wanna be Hitler? No? Then sit the fuck down before we get another little war going. Sound good?
Nobody needs to contradict other people’s beliefs you have no right Luke Bellamy
Darcy Worboys, you have no right to contradict our belief in the Bible! Deuteronomy 13:13-19 teaches us that all cities and towns where people worship a God other than ours must be put to death, the town burned and their possessions plundered because it pleases the Lord. And, as you will admit, no one has any right to contradict our beliefs. Praise Jesus!
I feel as if you have no right to even open your mouth due to the bs you just wrote. I agree I do not believe in any entity but you should not be saying things like this just cause people believe in a god. Its quite wrong.
He is real
Man this is messed up I have lost hope in humanity
Humanity didn’t kill the boy. A christian did. Never lose hope.
Sharecia nd Lexis
Bruh I never had hope to lose… Humans are disgusting creatures
#bindingofisaac
Knew this page was rubbish, that comment on Isaac Slako’s post
The linked article is quite real, sir. A devoted christian woman killed her child for jesus, following the bible’s instructions. You call it rubbish; she calls it killing for christ.
People who commit acts like that on the evidence of a book that for all intents and purposes is fictional, should be condemned
Christianity is bullshit, some magical fairy mother fucker made earth and some Jesus kid did all these fake ass miracles. If you want a good fairy tale I recommend the bible.
Rot in fucking hell if you believe in that shit, no one should ever be killed except you piece of shit retards who obviously missed out on some good fairy tales as kids.
There is a fine line between religion and a cult, and holy fucking shit have you crossed that line.
A FUCKING MEN
May I suggest you research into Eric the God Eating Penguin
Absolutely ridiculous; this lady is nuts.
Wtf gagne de cave
Stun fucking livre esti ecrit par du monde qui son mort ya 2000 ans pis qui a ete modifier par des motter pour controller le peuple par la peur.
REVEILLE ESTI DCONNE
Reuben Parsons
If she killed her kid in the name of God, I don’t think it was God she was listening to…
Rammy House Ramadan
W.e happened to thou shall not kill ?
It was lost with the whole thou shall love thy neighbor and thou shall not commit adultry. People use the bible more as a shield rather than an instruction Manuel. #atheistanyways
So b.c we broke 1 lets jus say forget it lets jus go break em all. Y not try n be better ? Ths like sayin i live n sin. Welp lets jus go sin some more. Cnt get worse. Thats a horrible way of thinking. I assualted someone. Mite as well go rob steal kill rape. Smh
The commandment is actually “Thou shalt not murder”. Fluffy bunny salesmen for modern Christians changed it to make it sound more polite. Killing when following the instructions in the Bible is perfectly justified in Christianity. For example, God commands believers to kill homosexuals, witches, fortune tellers, children who disobey their parents, and all people who worship another god… and that’s just the beginning of the list. What a wonderful religion!
Too many religions are in effect they then clash heads and boom… No world peace
Y r u n somethin about Christianity but ur an atheist?
Why did Facebook suggested this for me
Nick Swinbourne
what a lovely mother, helping her son get to heaven!
I know right? It’s so beautiful to see a mother caring so much for her son.
Why cant people just be normal and see that God isn’t real?
Not all books have truths written them.
tghis is why im no longer a christan there all psycho
Shahil Ram look at this.
A true Christian would never do something so sick. Never.
A true Christian follows God’s instructions as they are written in the Bible, even if it means legally executing your own children to send them to Heaven. If you do not like the instructions written in the Bible, please take it up with the author.
‘You shall not murder’ – enough said.
Murder is killing without proper cause. According to the Bible, this woman had proper cause. (Leviticus 20:9) – enough said.
This was a applied to an Old Testament world, a world that had not received Jesus yet…Jesus can remove our guilt if we put our trust in him. This boy could have done that, but he has no chance since he has been murdered.
Jesus said we must follow all of the old laws, despite the fact that he has visited us (Matthew 5:17-19, Luke 16:17). Also, a Biblically instructed execution is not actually murder in God’s eyes (but try explaining that to a judge! #WarOnChristianity).
Lmao this is some sick cult or some shit
I mean why the fuck would you do that
Nearly as bad as terrorism
Shame on you mother fuckers
Marius Scutea
For some crazy reason I thought of youse Zion Moses
Her stupid ass is stupid
Nice troll, if this isn’t a troll, then I’m truly worried about people stupid enough to still follow a religion
Wtf , your a out of it cunt posting this story up , what a big load of fucking bullshit , oops I used bad words , don’t butcher knife me please , faggot ass homo
God also says follow the laws of your land. So. killing is Murder in any form if another human being is found dead by your hands by any means. Butcher knife to gun.
lol… ha
Religion is 1 tenth of insanity
Religion is a form of mental illness..
WTF now I can’t sleep because
what if someone like he kills me
Could’ve swore that a deadly sin was thou shalt not kill.so Wye Christian faith is stupid
It’s actually “Thou shalt not murder without cause”, but the modern fluffy-bunny salesmen changed the wording a little to make it sound more friendly. Killing for God is not “murder” in God’s eyes. God commands the deaths of all children who disobey their parents or who curse them. He also commands the deaths of slaves who disobey their masters, women who disobey men, witches, homosexuals, and everyone who worships a different religion. Oh, and also the children of those who worship a different religion. He is so merciful!
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard for the last 18 year’s how do you believe in some all powerful dick who wants to control all life and have them worship him. Religion is a distraction there’s no way he’s so merciful if he is most likely sending 99% of the people who have ever lived to hell. Where’s your God when children are born starving. Poor homeless Ohhh wait he must be being a selfish piece of shit. Where is he when he takes children away from families to go to war for countries who don’t even care for them Ohhh wait still being a selfish shit bag
Elle Mitchell this is truly fucked!!!
Why would swearing be a sin and taking away someone else’s life would not be
It’s a Christian’s job to follow the Bible, not question it.
You question everything—-it is only natural… that is how God supposedly designed us… !! If you didn’t question it you would probably be fucked like you are now… the bible is full of flaws and it all contradicts everything so you cannot really question it- gods wants us to have the freedom to question it and mould it around our lives, not a set, of restricted laws — like an instruction for a recipe… he wants you to have your own freedom and think about things… regardless of how you react and follow it, he will love you if you have faith
as he says, we all sin and don’t exactly follow the ‘instructions’ as you claim- but he will love us. ….. by the way, this isn’t my faith, but regardless, I’m giving it a christian perspective to TEACH you the true faith of a true christian !!1
People like you with this cause wars, and this religion shit (no disrespect to religious people) but the ideas of extremist is what will destroy our world— well, it makes me sick!!!
i swear all the time fuck quit
What on earth, u stereo type Muslims and frown on all of them for being extremists (even though it’s only a small percentage who are) and then u ne one yourself l. You and this woman( unless and god please say it is a troll) r both full blown psychopaths
And guess what Leviticus is in the old testament or the Part that the Jews follow, Jesus died to end that chapter and to start a new chapter where no longer follow the old Jewish rules
David Hendrix Ngawaka
it says in the bible, “thou shall not kill” then God is telling someone to kill another person?? It defeats the purpose of even having that verse “thou shall not kill” in the bible. Flynn Richards
The bible is fucked (no disrespect religious peoples) i would live a better life living on my own morals because, I am already perfect so why do i need to listen to other peoples crap. Bitch– I am God… and in my bible I write– jump off a bridge -you have 5 seconds NOW!!!
hahahaha I agree with absolutely everything you just said and I also agree with myself
i know I’m always right – You would be pretty fucked like the person that made this if you thought i was wrong this is normal standard people. Connor Bindon
yeah the person that made this post is absolutely fucked and every single person that has posted a comment on this status has disagreed
Why don’t we all just kill everybody and see what the happens then
Alex Francis
Joseph Behrs
Man if she was my mom I’d have been killed a long time ago.
Also the #BoyScoutsofAmerica at the end haha
Lol yeah